And what makes it so funny?  It’s ALL true!

Here is the real transcript of Hillary Clinton’s inteview:

I really wish I were anywhere but here but I have been instructed by the DNC to encourage my voters to vote for Barack Obama, who will be the next president of the United States (of Neptune.)

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Well, I just started out with a great breakfast with the New York delegation, whom won’t have the opportunity to vote for me at the convention because well – they voted for me.

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I’m on my way to the Hispanic caucus, where I hope to find Bill Richardson and kick him in the groin.

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Well, I’m looking forward to seeing a lot of old and new backstabbers at the convention and telling them where to go and how to get there.

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I’m also looking forward to making history when we nominate Senator Obama (speaking his name as quickly as possible so as not to taste the syllables.) It will be a wonderful night – if this were a Disney movie and not reality.

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I really appreciate Senator Obama and his campaign working me over so closely at our meeting behind the Greasy Chicken Cafe in Denver – though the brass-knuckles were kind of unnecessary!

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I just hope that we have the opportunity to do what is traditionally done in an election – like letting people vote. (Like that’s gonna happen!)

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Of course, we’ll have a great night when Senator Obama gives his speech at Invesco Field. (Hopefully it will be the last time, I’ll have to pretend to like him.)

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I’m really getting a kick out of John McCain using my ads and saying the things I couldn’t.

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I’m Hillary Clinton and I don’t approve of this convention (a four day painful infomercial that is nauseating to watch, let alone participate in.)

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See you in 2012!

Well, it’s been a couple weeks since Hillary dropped out of the race and I’m kinda, sorta, warming up to Obama. The political world seems like such a cold, empty, lifeless, blah, place without Hillary Clinton. Ho – hum… It’s like I’m the robotic arm of the Mars Phoenix Lander sifting through the frozen arctic soil of the red planet, hoping to find some sign of life. McCain just seems so old and Obama seems so boring. I’ve watched some of Obama’s speeches and, I don’t know why, but I find them incredibly un-inspiring and a regular yawn-fest.

The presidential race seems like nothing in comparison to the Democratic primary. I mean, really who cares anymore? It reminds me of the American League series between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox, in which the Red Sox finally won after years of losing to New York. By many, it was considered the real World Series. They went on to murder the St. Louis Cardinals later but it was beating New York that was so sweet! If only Hillary could have beaten Obama, how different I’d feel now. Now, I feel like I’m cheering for the Chicago Cubs, since I’m partial to the National League, but I’d much prefer Hillary – I mean the Cardinals.

I’ve lost that lovin’ feeling. It’s gone, gone, gone…Hillary Come Back!

Again, a Linda Ronstadt tune (parody) is in order after Hillary Clinton’s West Virginia blow out! (I sure hope Linda Ronstadt likes Hillary Clinton!) This will be the last parody, I promise!

Hillary asks, “When Will I Be Loved?”

I’ve been cheated
Been mistreated
When will I-I be loved?

I’ve been held down
I’ve been knocked ‘round
When will I-I be loved?

When i find a new state that I want for mine
If I win, I’ll still lose
It happens every time!

I’ve campaigned till I’ve turned blue
Bill and Chelsea have tried like mad dogs too
When will I-I be loved?

When I find a new state, that will…
vote for me
you can bet…the pundits will say,
my supporters…are just poor white dummies!

Whoa, I’ve been cheated
Been mistreated
When will I-I be loved
When will I-I be loved
Tell me, when will I be loved???

This is for you Hillary, you keep holding on tight to your dreams no matter what they say! Hey, look on the bright side, Barack might lose and you can try again in 2012! Uhm…isn’t that the year the world is supposed to end…sounds like our luck doesn’t it?

Hey, I finally found someone else out there as crazy as me! Go!